my first blog

this is my first blog, very interesting i might say. i have nothing to do all day but sleep and chew on this peice of cardboard my slaves put in my condo. you heard me, i said CONDO. if i hear you call it a "cage" again, i am going to have to bite you. now anyways. let me tell you a little about myself. i am a male cockatiel, age not specified (you are only as old as you look!) and i enjoy most of all - pets on the head. i wouldnt even live with these filthy human slaves but i am sadly addicted to their pets. can you believe they only clean themselves ONE time a day!? and they don't even straighten their feathers throughout the day. disgusting. it is amazing i even let them pet me. i think they must put crack in their pets cause i cant seem to get enough of em! except when they pet me wrong, i have to bite them back into shape, they are always petting me wrong. stupid humans. well anyways this is enough for now as i am getting sleepy again and i must clean myself up before my slaves come back to my house to feed me and pet me. they go somewhere almost every day.... if only i could figure out where they are going so i can put myself there for them to pet..... hmmmm.....