Scratch n' sniff THIS- the hot new fragrance!

Yeah, i got this really good idea. i think i am going to make my own cologne. You know, britney is doing it, donald trump, even paris hilton. c'mon, you KNOW i smell better than paris hilton.

It is something of a mix of maple syrup and birdseeds. Mmmmmm.... that sounds delicious, doesn't it? everyone i meet be's tellin' me that's the truth.
so don't argue with the Head. scratch and sniff THIS. no... a little to the right, yeah, scratch my ears... ok. thats good.

I must instruct my head slave to construct my first ad.